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Blade Demotivational Poster


BLADE - Finally will do a REAL favor to Mankind


TAGS: blade twilight
Rating: 3.99/5

More motifakes by Makriev

motinet - September 14, 2012, 4:09 pm

Over 3000 facebook shares... *faints*
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
I laughed at it, too rerun!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Before.
fr9mu1 - June 1, 2010, 3:09 am
yes finaly
GreyScorpion - November 24, 2009, 1:37 pm
FTW!!!
NotAHater - November 1, 2009, 12:28 am
Hell yeah. This Twilight obsession has got to stop, and Blade is the perfect choice to deliver it.
untersturmfuher - September 3, 2009, 12:35 pm
d*** straight
KuroBear - August 27, 2009, 2:34 pm
This is worth a whole year of EPIC WIN!
amina - August 18, 2009, 11:15 pm
ok, rant time. the first book was good the rest sucked, the movie sucked, and the acting sucked. oh yeah so did the plot line....
Cheesy Poofs - August 11, 2009, 4:13 pm
This is awesome incarnate. 5L!
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 11:48 am
I'm sure Woody meant "2nd" and "4th"...then again, maybe I'm not.
Woodywood03a - August 5, 2009, 11:55 pm
Blade was a pretty half bake movie. But when they made the 2rd and then the 3th and 4rd, that was a bit of overkill. and then when they made the tv show, all I could say is, "DONE".
Kbomb - July 28, 2009, 12:51 am
Five lions, and a coupon for free *** with me
Porcelina - July 26, 2009, 9:51 pm
*insert my twilight rant here*
BriaHere - July 26, 2009, 6:01 pm
Freaking LOVE Twilight. The movie sucks donkey a** though. Kristin Stewart can't at. Emily Browning should have got the part but I won't ramble on.
Arrogant Knight - July 26, 2009, 7:02 am
You are SO lucky not to know of Twilight. Oh, d***... I'm sorry...
kerkpyrrus - July 26, 2009, 6:53 am
ok, i give up, who are the two in front? the girl sorta looks like nat portman?
Me - July 26, 2009, 5:47 am
That is f***ing amazing.


TWILIGHT - The Final Episode.


TAGS: blade twilight g** vampires
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:16 am
Buffy who...?
infidel81 - March 18, 2012, 11:47 am
this one prompted me to join motifake
timbosai - December 13, 2011, 6:56 pm
this one is awesome
maoworks2 - December 10, 2011, 5:11 pm
Kick a**.!


A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm
EPIC WIN


DAYWALKER - There can only be one.


TAGS: blade hunts the twilight cat
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
*Had*
erik710 - February 25, 2013, 8:19 am
Edward Knew He Hard It Comin
rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:30 pm

excellent as well
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:28 pm
Or was it this one?
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:14 am
Somewhere.
Jingoro - January 10, 2010, 11:58 am
Heh. Well done, sir.
aesop's folly - January 10, 2010, 9:27 am
thank you


ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay


TAGS: rollerblade g** joke parents
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by caveman

Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
This is hilarious. And I do love to rollerblade ... not, I hope, that there is anything wrong with that.


FLUFFY - Deadly Things Come In Can Come In Cute Packages.


TAGS: fluffy blademasterv lol random ect lol
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by BladeMasterV

ManiacalZManiac - February 17, 2009, 11:32 am
Deadly Things Come In Can Come In? wtf....
djp - September 22, 2008, 1:52 pm
grammar fail!


BLADE - Cuz Vampires Don't Sparkle


TAGS: blade
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by jeffhardy25

maoworks2 - November 15, 2011, 8:31 am
The only one who can beat him is the taxman
fredcruz1234 - November 15, 2011, 12:04 am
I totally agree..can't wait till Blade catch up with the Cullens and Slice and dice them...


VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -


TAGS: blade twilight death badass wesley
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:35 am
Were you trying to spell "Heresy"? (opinion or doctrine at variance with the orthodox or accepted doctrine)
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:46 am
InDeeD
Koradan - June 30, 2010, 7:02 pm
OH... HELL... YEAH!


HOW TO TELL YOUR PARENTS - Mom, Dad I have something to tell you. I am a rollerblader


TAGS: how to admit you are a rollerblader
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 3:22 pm
Tell them: A) that youre a crossdresser, but dont worry Dad, Im not very good at it. (peace grammar nazis, my apostrophy key is messed up)
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:21 pm
looks like a fruitbooter to me 5wheels for thee


BLUSH -


TAGS: blade twilight new moon
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Kero

TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:32 am
yeah Blade likes to kills he’s pixy dust vampires before breakfast
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Seen it.


BEYBLADE -


TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


ROLLIN - They see me rollin they haten


TAGS: rollin cute dog blademasterv ect
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by BladeMasterV

aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:09 pm
They see me repeating, they hate'n
Laura - September 6, 2008, 7:08 pm
Pekingese are my favorite dog.


METAL BLADE - So good, even Metal Man's weak against it.


TAGS: megaman metal blade metal blade
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Forte801

Shtoink - October 6, 2008, 1:32 am
ROFL! i did think that was funny at the time


CREEPY - If you're so concerned about the sick puppy in your van, why are you talking to me instead of driving him to the vet?


TAGS: creepy old man on rollerblades
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:24 am
haha..5L..i think i know that guy...


TOO SOON? -




FOR SMOOTH AND SILKY SKIN -




WING CHUN BUTTERFLY KNIVES - How did a switchblade wannabe come from these?


TAGS: switchblade is a spy
Rating: 1.75/5


No Worries -




TOMATO CUTTER - Every emo's dream




ROAMER - Roamer Dances And Won't Tell you Why


TAGS: roamer blademasterv dancing
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by BladeMasterV

thehattinninja - October 30, 2008, 4:59 pm
good for you.
Overlord Douchebag - October 1, 2008, 7:49 pm
Oh, it's ok. I received a long-overdue promotion from the most powerful authority in the land. Myself. Nah, I kid, just fancied it up some more.
thehattinninja - October 1, 2008, 6:29 pm
i will never address you as captain. deal with it
BladeMasterV - August 31, 2008, 1:54 am
Hell Ya! Hi Five!
Captain Douchebag - August 31, 2008, 12:28 am
d*** right I'm a Captain.
BladeMasterV - August 31, 2008, 12:11 am
Hey he is a CAPTAIN get it right!
Roamer - August 31, 2008, 12:09 am
Just as I planed....
thehattinninja - August 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
but blademasterv. how do we need to find out if he is a man or not whe nthere is rule 16. on another note, the douchbag is probably never gonna find another use for knowing the safety dance.
BladeMasterV - August 30, 2008, 11:21 am
We finally know!
Roamer - August 30, 2008, 10:31 am
It was either that or Dancing Queen; and I'm definitely not a lady.
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 1:18 am
I got it right? d***, first time knowing that part of Safety Dance ever came in handy.
Roamer - August 30, 2008, 1:15 am
Nope not at all. Where's mah chainsaw? (d*** it all; how'd he know)
Captain Douchebag - August 30, 2008, 1:12 am
Uh..You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind? 'Cause if your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine?
BladeMasterV - August 30, 2008, 12:32 am
Cuz you can!
Roamer - August 29, 2008, 8:36 pm
Nope... try again; of course I'll start hacking off limbs for wrong answers.... :)
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 8:27 pm
If I had to guess, I'd say it'd be to make a little extra money.
Roamer - August 29, 2008, 8:16 pm
ROFLMAO Thanks guys (maybe I'll tell you why I'm dancing later... but probably not)...
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 12:42 am
And he killed for your sins!


REDUNDANCY - Why would a werewolf need a knife?




UNLIMITED PSYCHE-LOCK WORKS -


TAGS: phoenix wright videogames fate stay night unlimited blade works
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by KingKryzon

omnia - September 4, 2009, 1:55 pm
you forget: it's phoenix wright! he can do anything!


ABRAHAM WHISTLER -


TAGS: blade whistler meme funny badass
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ThatKoffeeBurns

spacedog - November 20, 2015, 11:53 pm
ha - and then the buzz wore off and it was more of a can of creamed corn :)
Greeny - November 20, 2015, 8:14 pm
heh - I had a cordless phone looked much like that one, operated on a CB band & had a several mile range; only it was more of a cream color


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